March 2012
355 posts
1 tag
I really should go to bed. But I kind of just want...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
1,100 posts
Sounds like a plan.
Cuddy: Let's stay at my place tonight.
House: Will you get cable?
Cuddy: No.
House: Well. We'll have to have more sex then.
Cuddy: ...Okay.
Watchhihowsyourlife:
numbsex:
i cant stop laughing omfg
PH MY GOD
LOL
Why does life hate me?
chickenish:
beautifulcha0s:
I find out my favorite band is playing in my area.
Then, I find out that it’s the one damn night I won’t be in the country.
WHY. Dx
O wait nm sorry awwwwwwww :(((
Wow way to be literate hun ;D
Why does life hate me?
chickenish:
beautifulcha0s:
I find out my favorite band is playing in my area.
Then, I find out that it’s the one damn night I won’t be in the country.
WHY. Dx
There’s a Toronto date
It’s the day we’re leaving for Florida.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
3 tags
Why does life hate me?
I find out my favorite band is playing in my area.
Then, I find out that it’s the one damn night I won’t be in the country.
WHY. Dx
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
1 tag
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